Cthulhu Umbrella

Cthulhu Umbrella

$ 99.00

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Rainy in R'lyeh

As our customers know, we're very particular about the Lovecraftian items we sell. We only want the most interesting products of the highest quality. So we're very excited to bring you the Cthulhu Umbrella by Vermillion Collection. 

This is one of those things you didn't know you need. Heck, we live in Los Angeles where it never rains and we want one. This is an old-school heavy duty umbrella - the sort a Victorian gentleman might carry on a stroll through Regents Park, purchased from a mad haberdasher on a street that's impossible to find. What makes it so special?

  • The silhouette of Cthulhu is subtly printed on the canopy as if he has risen from R'lyeh and is watching us from the shadows. A flash of lightning reveals him in startling contrast.
  • The gilded handle features Great Cthulhu rendered from an erosion resistant zinc alloy that will not easily tarnish. It's a first-rate sculpture, from the tentacles to the wingtips.
  • The shaft is made of solid wood, which is more durable and graceful than typical metal shafts. The streamlined grip is etched with Cthulhu’s unpronounceable name. 
  • One of the end tips is subtly molded into the shape of a tentacle adding another graceful touch of panache. The wrap popper is stamped with the fabled glyph from the Simon Necronomicon. 

In all likelihood, not only will this be the coolest umbrella in your collection, it will also be the best one.

NOTE: due to the unusual shape of this large umbrella, it ships in a special mailing tube that really cannot hold any of our other products. As a result, if you order an umbrella with other items, the umbrella will ship separately from the other items. This is not a problem but you may notice that your shipping cost his higher than it might usually be - this is due to the fact we get charged more for sending you two separate parcels.

Customer Reviews

Based on 12 reviews
I Wish It Rained In L.A.

What a great umbrella! I’ll need to move to Arkham where it rains every night so that I can use this thing!

The last umbrella you'll ever need.

This as much of a work of art as it is an amazing umbrella. I've put it through its paces during the storms here in the Bay Area for the past few months, and it's worked like a champ. I'm confident that my umbrella will last for years and years. And I'll continue to enjoy all the compliments I get from showing it off. :D

Too beautiful for the rain!

Received with excellent packaging. Once removed from the box I could not consider risk of wear from nature herself so I immediately found a place to proudly display this beautiful umbrella.

Douglas Finton
Best Umbrella ever!

I received this today, and I have to say that it’s a stunning product - already clearly the best umbrella I have ever owned. The action upon opening it is very smooth and confidence-inspiring, quite apart from the beautiful design. I did get a bit of flack from the missus regarding the price, but even she acknowledges the quality.

I’m going to work on finding a rubber tip for the end of the shaft so that I can use it as a walking stick. All in all, a wonderful addition to HPLHS gear. I’m suddenly, unaccountably, motivated to put it up and listen to all the DART episodes again . . .

Really impressed

This umbrella is definitely a very serious piece of kit. Feels weighty in the hand and the metal head is heavy and solid. Excellent against the rain and provides good coverage. Had co-workers in a professional office call it "bad-ass," and I love it so much I finally caved when my husband begged me to buy him one as well. 10 stars!