An Unbearably Scary Solstice Combo

$ 55.00

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We weren't going to make these this year. Every year we're hard pressed to keep up with demand and every year we sell out. But then we heard your sad gibbering and meeping and the spirit of solstice overtook us. So, it's BACK!

The HPLHS holiday horrors of A Very Scary Solstice and An Even Scarier Solstice are available once again in one supremely disturbing holiday bundle.

You get two CDs containing 46 of your favorite holiday songs, beautifully orchestrated and performed by professional singers and asylum inmates. You get two fully annotated sing-along songbooks, brimming with deranged lyrics, Christmas carol lore, Mythos trivia and introductions by formerly respectable Lovecraftian scholar S.T. Joshi and author Ramsey Campbell.

Best of all, this double book and double CD set comes with its own hand-made Solstice Tentacle, suitable for hanging above your fireplace or your favorite non-Euclidean doorway. At 22 inches long this suckered monstrosity is large enough to contain not only the Unbearably Scary Solstice Combo, but also a DVD or two and other Mythos goodies. Delight your weird friends with this very strange — and strangely charming — holiday gift.

Crave even more solstice stuff? Check out our Cyclopean Holiday Combo!

The Songs - more than 100 minutes of music -
links below have sample MP3s
All I Want for Solstice is My Sanity
Awake Ye Scary Great Old Ones
Away in a Madhouse
A Brumalian Wish
Blue Solstice
The Carol of the Olde Ones
Cthulhu Lives
The Cultist Song
A Cyclopean Tomb (down in deep R'lyeh)
Dance the Cultists
Death May Die
Death to the World
The Deep One Song (Solstice in R'lyeh)
Demon Sultan Azathoth
Do You Fear What I Fear?
Eerie Dreary Solstice
Es Y'Golonac
The Festival
Freddy the Red Brained Mi-Go
Go, Summon Up the Dead Ones
Great Old Ones Are Coming to Town
Harley Got Devoured by the Undead
Have Yourself a Scary Little Solstice
He'll Be Back for Solstice
Here Comes Yog-Sothoth
I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog Sothoth
I'm Dreaming of a Dead City
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fish-Men
It's Mi-Go!
It's the Most Horrible Time of the Year
Little Rare Books Room
Look! Professor Angell Brings
Mi-Go We Have Heard on High
Mountains of Madness
Mythos of a King
Oh Cthulhu Chorus
Oh Come All Ye Olde Ones
The Shoggoth Song
Silent Night, Blasphemous Night
Slay Ride
Unholy Night
We Three Friends of HPL Are
What Thing Is This?
The World in Terror and Madness Lies
The Worst Hotel

Customer Reviews

Based on 9 reviews
Great music

Great collection, expertly performed, well engineered, it's going to come out every Christmas now. The stocking is great, maybe not good for stuffing but it looks cool.

So unique!

I bought the Scary Solstice Combo and 2 t-shirts. Wow, great quality, very original, the tentacle is just perfect! The costumer service is very professional, fast and friendly. Also, the price are very reasonable. H. P. Lovecraft would have been pretty proud of that website.

Alisha Calhoun
Perfect for Solstice

I love it! The stocking is very well made, as are the lyric books. The perfect addition to my Solstice decorations, I'm so excited! :)

Ray J
Cthulhu Klaus came early!

The music sounds professional, the lyric books look and feel professional...Very high quality from a "Small Fan-run Store". This is a fantastic deal for any and all HPL / CoC fans, and a great antidote to the somewhat supersaturation of more "traditional" carols literally everywhere you go this season.

Kody Raslawski
Perfect for the Festive Season

The HPLHS Scary Solstice albums are truly quality pieces of music that are sure to please everyone from fans of Lovecraft to anyone who enjoys the holiday music. The caroling books and the tentacle stocking at fantastic bonuses. I can't recommend this combo deal enough.