You get two CDs containing 46 of your favorite holiday songs, beautifully orchestrated and performed by professional singers and asylum inmates. You get two fully annotated sing-along songbooks, brimming with deranged lyrics, Christmas carol lore, Mythos trivia and introductions by formerly respectable Lovecraftian scholar S.T. Joshi and author Ramsey Campbell.
Best of all, this double book and double CD set comes in its own hand-made Solstice Tentacle, suitable for hanging above your fireplace or your favorite non-Euclidean doorway. Our procurement team found a new source for shoggoth skin. This year's edition is a little groovier yet still topped with a velvet cuff. At 22 inches long this suckered monstrosity is large enought to contain not only the Unbearably Scary Solstice Combo, but also a DVD or two and other Mythos goodies. Delight your weird friends with this very strange — and strangely charming — holiday gift.
Crave even more solstice stuff? Check out our Cyclopean Holiday Combo!