Arkham Sanitarium Patient Shirt


$ 29.00




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The patients at the Arkham Sanitarium go about the daily work of pursuing mental health dressed in our comfortable long-sleeve patient shirts. Each shirt is soft, comfy, made in a soothing color and features each patient's number plainly on the chest. This helps ensure each patient gets the correct medication and that as few patients as possible are lobotomized in error. Your mind will be eased and the voices will whisper more soothing things to you in this lovely garment. And the long sleeve design make it easy for orderlies to tie your sleeves together behind your back in the event all of the straightjackets are occupied.

Our Arkham Sanitarium Patient Shirt features the sanitarium logo both front and back. Each garment is hand numbered (really) ensuring no two shirts are the same). The shirt is a 100% cotton made in soothing gray and is made right here in the USA in sweatshop-free conditions by Royal Apparel.

NOTE: this shirt used to be made in moss green, but our supplier stopped making it in that color. It is now only available in an Asylum Gray. 

We now offer a variation on this shirt in our Redbubble store that gives you more size and color options (but is printed on one side only...)

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#6845
Better than the old rags I had

Soft, cozy and with long hem. I like long hem. Fabric is super nice and has good texture, just like what they use in institutions like this (what do I know, it’s my first time). Good for those chilly days and nights.

Also, the print feels and looks solid.

Male, 5’9” (176cm), 198 pounds (90kg), 44” (112cm) chest and size XL is spot on (like they said it would be when I was getting all my stuff from the storage room).

It makes you nicely blend in with all the loonies here. Which I’m obviously not. I’m here because I have seen the truth!

Those eyes, those glowing eyes…

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Nicklas Ingels
More comfortable than a hug

An lovely piece of clothing, not to thick but still warm when the weather tells you that it hates you and the rest of mankind.

Great fit, nice Arkham prints and it also let's the world know that you are kind of not like all the others. Not insane, just greater (and with a great taste in choosing what to wear)

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No. 6636 "Cassandra"
Lovely garment

I was pleasantly surprised by just how soft the material is on this shirt. Dr. Cradleflap thinks it should lessen the chafing from the straps on my 'straitening jacket', as he calls it. I despise him.

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Al
Love these!

I bought two of these before, and I just bought a third one. Not only are they very comfortable and warm in the wintertime, they also scare off old people who try to talk to me in elevators. I could wear these all the time, and I bought a few just so I dont wear one out. They're just awesome shirts for those of us who are just a little mad. Thanks!!

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Joseph Waters
Love it!

I love this shirt! Very cozy thermal, and it warns everyone around me about what kind of a lunatic they are dealing with!