ElderWear


$ 6.00




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You don't want shoggoths in your pants. This simple maxim, led us to deploy the John Dee Elder Sign in a manner which keeps your personal bits safe from occult forces. 

Our briefs, panties and thongs are made in sweat-shop free conditions right here in sunny Los Angeles. Click here for sizing chart.

NOTE: This product line has been discontinued and we're selling our remaining stock cheap. We only have stock in the sizes listed in the pop-up menu.