We've commissioned the Mad Knitter to make these just for us and they're available here for you. These are hand-made in the USA by a lone deranged individual and the craftsmanship shows (some cheap knock-offs of these have appeared in recent months).
It really is a hand-made, knitted, tentacled, balaclava rendered in a disturbing shade of Cthulhu green. Each one is unique, strange and downright marvelous. Be the scariest and warmest guy or gal on the ski slope, skating pond, or neighborhood coffee shop.