On July 29th HPLHS headquarters in Glendale is transformed into Arkham Sanitarium, and members of the medical staff are offering free sanity evaluations using our cutting-edge Sanity Assessment Kit. Through the revealing intake questionnaire, provocative Traumgedanken dream analysis board game, and fast-paced inkblot test your "Psi-Q" will be determined, and all patients will receive a free certificate of insanity. Both the nature and the magnitude of your madness will be revealed, along with therapeutic recommendations. Enjoy light refreshments while facing your subconscious fears! Straitjackets are limited, so reservations are required. Please come prepared with the memory of a dream you have had.